Leaving My Behind Behind

 I fall asleep and before I know it, I'm dreaming that I am in a boat.  All of a sudden, water starts pouring into the boat. I start to sink.  Instead of freaking out because I can't swim, I start grabbing the chocolate cake and brownies so they don't get wet.  YIKES!!!!!  Ah.... I wake it.  It was only a dream.  The pastries are safe!

Have you ever stepped on the scales and have this come up???  Well, I have!  Yikes!!  This has got to stop. Slowly, over the past year, almost 40 pounds has found its way to my behind....and belly...and legs.  Everywhere!  Ugh!  I just can't take it anymore!

Sigh.  I just love these beautiful, tasty chocolate shakes.  Who could resist?  These find that my behind is the place to hang out.

 


Ribs.  Yum.  Another absolute favorite of mine.  And you would think these would be really good for you, being grilled and all.  Yeah...they head right for my belly, underneath MY ribs!  YIKES!!




But, here I am......weighing in at .... ha!  I bet you thought that I was gonna slip up and tell you what I weigh!  I'm a woman.. and this is *MY* blog!  Hahahahaha  Seriously... I weigh in at UNHEALTHY and this is going to stop.  I took a stand and today I ordered a fitness program that is working for two of Robert's cousins.  Hopefully, I can get with it and let it do something for me!

Beachbody TurboFire, here I come.  Express shipping... should be here in 5 to 7 days.  Woo Hoo!  I just pray that it isn't something that is TOO hard.  I'm combining the exercise program with eating healthier (even if the healthy food tastes like DIRT).

 I'm ready for my thin me to come back out.  Call it vanity if you wish, but I don't care.  I like fitting in to clothes that aren't made from leftover tents.  I like being able to breathe and not feel like a ton of bricks is resting on my belly.  I don't like my outside not matching my inside.


So... stay tuned.  There's more to come.  And pray... that the exercise doesn't KILL me! 


Woo Hoo!